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Category: This most recent unpleasantness: A zombie epic in ten

So endeth our zombie story arc

As you may have noticed, Justin and I did a bit of dabbling in fiction these last few days. It all started when I read a post on J’s Notes about “Blog Like It’s the End of the World Day.” It seemed like a fantastic idea as I never write fiction but always talk about [...]

I didn’t realize the end of the world was going to involve so many paternal responsibilities

So much for the meetup location. I circled around from the north and found it already occupied by some pretty dirty-looking people who are in no way my friends, so I split before the baby I was carrying could wake up and start making noise. I’m not trying to be misanthropic or antisocial, here, it’s [...]

It’s the end off the world as we know it. And I ffeel … dead.

Well, It was a good liffe. I went to a great university, had a great job, married a great girl, made some great ffriends, and lived in a ffantastic town. There really isn’t much more a guy could ask ffor. Sure, I’ll leave this earthly plane missing out on some things but I’ve got no [...]

So much for normalcy

And just like that, we’ve become separated. Ross and/or Val: if you’re okay, and you manage to get to the internet in the next few days, here’s where I will meet you. If I don’t see you, I’m going to strike out westward. It wasn’t even a zombie attack that split us up. The whole [...]

Weekend (of hell) wrap up

Friday: Walked up the tracks for a couple of hours without incident. Clubbed a zombie. Found a nice secluded spot under some large oak trees to spend the night. Spent a cold sleepless night on the ground (I really should have worked on that whole fire by friction thing, some Eagle Scout I am). Saturday: [...]

It’s not just the undead you have to watch out for.

I guess I’m awake. I doubt anyone’s going to be reading this from Richmond, but I feel some responsibility to keep these posts up as long as I can. If I hear anything gurgle-like at all, though, I’m hitting submit and running for the hills, just like yesterday. Sorry I didn’t get to finish the [...]

He’s right you know?

About that brains thing? Also, to everyone who said I shouldn’t have bought a wooden bat for protection in the city: you were wrong. But that’s getting ahead of things. After spending some more time on the roof yesterday we decided that if we were going to relocate we needed to do so fast and [...]

Go for their brains and cover your ears

I’ve learned some things. Destroy their brains. If you do not do this, they will not die. Don’t let them near your ear. I don’t know how it works exactly, but that’s the only thing I can figure that’s creating more of them. I’m holed up in the Panera Bread on Broad Street. I needed [...]

Last night was a long night

This mob, while obviously insane with anger, is also LOUD. Like. Really. Loud. Remember that anti-smoking commercial where the guy sings a snappy tune through his stoma? Imagine about forty of that guy — but more gurgly, and you’ll start to get an idea of what my neighborhood’s theme song is of late. Gurgle Gurg [...]

Okay, this is definitely freaking me out

If you have any details about what’s happening in Richmond, let me know or post it here. Something is not cool today. The thing is, I was already freaked out for two reasons. Ross was holed up in his house this morning after rioters started tearing up Grayland Ave. I have not seen a human [...]

Thank god for my dog

Particularly Shooter. Shooter’s job in our family is to let us know when anything is amiss. Outside, inside, under the house, wherever, whenever. So the eruption of barks around 7AM this morning was odd but not unexpected. I assumed the “damn teenagers” were playing their “rap music” or some such. I guess sometimes it is [...]