Show me what exactly?? Not much I bet. The state’s website purports that it is the “stalwart, conservative, noncredulous character of Missourians.” Laaaaame. Is Missouri in the Midwest, the South, or the North? It is west of the Mississippi right? Although one time I heard that Missouri loved slaves and the Union. I actually have [...]
Here are some nicknames for North Dakota: Peace Garden State, Roughrider State, Flickertail State. Yeah … Roughrider … Flickertail. Mmmmmm hot. While ranked 19th in total area ND is ranked 47th in total population. The total population of ND is 642,200, while the population of the Richmond-Petersburg metropolitan area is around 1.1 million. Cows out [...]
You think Richmond is humid? Ha! Nearly twenty percent of Florida residents are 65 or older. That means out of every five people you see on the street one will be saggy (spell check suggested “slaggy” — which is not the same thing) and wrinkly. Real backwoods folk live in Florida, not Virginia. These dudes [...]
The entire state of New Jersey is a suburb to a city in another state. One time I flew over a “river” in New Jersey. Its banks were lined with the rotting hulls of abandoned boats. And probably dead bodies. People in NJ don’t live in towns or cities. They live off of exit numbers. [...]
We’re in … Delaware. When Wayne’s World came out (I’ve never seen Wayne’s World btw) I lived in Delaware. My friends thought that the producers of WW made a different version of the movie for each state: “We’re in … Michigan,” “We’re in … Texas”, etc. They didn’t realize that Delaware is a trash hole. [...]
They think they are part of the South This movie It is hot *and* humid Everything is apparently bigger there This overhead view of Houston Their barbecue sauce is basically a tomato Texas is where families find hope, where wings take dream Technorati Tags: texas