1. Show me what exactly?? Not much I bet. The state’s website purports that it is the “stalwart, conservative, noncredulous character of Missourians.” Laaaaame.
2. Is Missouri in the Midwest, the South, or the North? It is west of the Mississippi right? Although one time I heard that Missouri loved slaves and the Union.
3. I actually have a hard time believing that things exist in between the Mississippi and the Pacific Ocean, let alone whole entire states!
4. The St. Louis Cardinal logo is so incredibly stupid. I will go to hell for this, but, its like Down’s Syndrome Cardinal. Seriously wtf am I talking about?
5. It was pretty sweet when St. Louis had matching NFL and MLB team mascots. Oh well. NOT ANY MORE MISSOURI SUCKS TO BE YOU, YOU COULD HAVE MATT LEINART NOW.
6. Presidents from Missouri: Harry S. Truman. He’s real popular in JAPAN I hear.

Ok seriously, Missouri? I mean who even cares?

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1. Here are some nicknames for North Dakota: Peace Garden State,
   Roughrider State, Flickertail State. Yeah … Roughrider … Flickertail. Mmmmmm hot.
2. While ranked 19th in total area ND is ranked 47th in total population. The total population of ND is 642,200, while the population of the Richmond-Petersburg metropolitan area is around 1.1 million.
3. Cows out number people in North Dakota 2.8 to 1. I predict a massive cow uprising in the near future — flee for the hills North Dakotaians! Note: if you are fleeing from a cow be sure to run in a zig-zag pattern. Cows, while extremely fast on land, have a difficult time making sharp turns.
4. North Dakota is bordered on the north by Manitoba Canada. Manitoba isn’t even a founding province of Canada (Quiet Nerds Burp Only Near School).
5. North Dakota is 93% white (bad thing, not a good thing)!!!
6. From wikipedia: “Along with having the most churches per capita of any state, North Dakota has the highest percentage of church-going population of any state.” Awesome?
7. It has the word “north” in its name ; )

1. You think Richmond is humid? Ha!
2. Nearly twenty percent of Florida residents are 65 or older. That means out of every five people you see on the street one will be saggy (spell check suggested “slaggy” — which is not the same thing) and wrinkly.
3. Real backwoods folk live in Florida, not Virginia. These dudes live in swamps. Literally.
4. Without the Croc Hunter there is nothing that stands between you and death by gator (He hunted alligators too, fyi. He actually hunted the shit out of anything that moved. RIP buddy).
5. Florida is one of four states on the east coast that the Appalachian Trail does not cross.
6. Florida is home to FSU, UF and UM. I am apathetic (not ambivalent) about UF, but utterly detest the others.
7. If you happen to be in Miami for a UM Football game try not to get stabbed. Seriously.
8. Katherine Harris might be insane.

1. The entire state of New Jersey is a suburb to a city in another state.
2. One time I flew over a “river” in New Jersey. Its banks were lined with the rotting hulls of abandoned boats. And probably dead bodies.
3. People in NJ don’t live in towns or cities. They live off of exit numbers.
4. For a state that invented college football they sure have some crappy college football team(s).
5. New Jersey is, by in large, populated with people from New Jersey.

1. We’re in … Delaware. When Wayne’s World came out (I’ve never seen Wayne’s World btw) I lived in Delaware. My friends thought that the producers of WW made a different version of the movie for each state: “We’re in … Michigan,” “We’re in … Texas”, etc. They didn’t realize that Delaware is a trash hole.
2. Delaware’s nickname: The First State. They are clever up there.
3. Don’t trust a state you can’t label clearly without sticking the name out in the Atlantic Ocean.
4. It’s not even the smallest state.
5. The Eastern Shore could kick Delaware’s ass.
6. Delaware was a slave state that remained in the Union. A hotbed of hypocrisy and slavery if you ask me. Because that is what the Civil War was about, slavery, duh.
7. Delaware contains 20% of the tolls on I-95 but only 1% of the miles.
8. Sales tax is not a reason to relocate.

1. They think they are part of the South
2. This movie
3. It is hot *and* humid
4. Everything is apparently bigger there
5. This overhead view of Houston
6. Their barbecue sauce is basically a tomato
7. Texas is where families find hope, where wings take dream

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