This is my best approximation as to what Valerie may actually look like with her parasite. Lemee know if it turns out I’m right, we may need to actually call in Sigourney for that.
Congrats on the parasite! I suggest starting off with the Atari 2600 and gradually moving up through the history of console gaming as to ensure an appreciation of the classics.
Dude, is it a tapeworm? That sucks. And to leave it in for roughly nine months, that’s just brutal! At the end of this whole ordeal, when they extract the tape worm, you should name it. Make it something catchy, like Ross Jr.
That parasite comes with a tax deduction.
That might be the sweetest thing you’ve ever said, Sam.
A Scorpio baby. Badass indeed. So much for the weekly $34 food budget.
Best blog headline ever.
Hope everything goes OK
This is my best approximation as to what Valerie may actually look like with her parasite. Lemee know if it turns out I’m right, we may need to actually call in Sigourney for that.
Congrats on the parasite! I suggest starting off with the Atari 2600 and gradually moving up through the history of console gaming as to ensure an appreciation of the classics.
Dude, is it a tapeworm? That sucks. And to leave it in for roughly nine months, that’s just brutal! At the end of this whole ordeal, when they extract the tape worm, you should name it. Make it something catchy, like Ross Jr.
omgomg andrew that is the best idea ever. “Happy 8th birthday, son! Here’s your super nintendo!”
Thanks Justin. I teach junior high and they all play Call of Duty 4 and have never played Super Mario Bros. It hurts my soul.
IS IT YOU
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Not, but seriously, how odd. How did it get there?
Welcome to a life of feces removal…