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Rice Krispies suck

by: Ross

They don’t taste like anything, get soggy quickly, and have a weird texture when they are all clumped up together like little maggots.

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  1. Until you dump them in melted marshmallows?

    — nic

  2. Not everyone’s palate can handle the highest, most heavenly form of rice.

    — Justin

  3. Ahhh, but there’s that exquisite “snap…crackle…pOp!” At least for a second or two before they get all soggy and maggoty.

    — Mike

  4. just get the ones covered in chocolate. there even good for you

    — James

  5. Maybe you guys eat them too slow.

    — Justin

  6. i have found that they are fairly tasty if you pour on an ungodly amount of sugar. you want your ratio roughly 1/4 rice krispies, 1/4 sugar, and 1/2 milk. mmmmmm. but don’t drink the excess milk or you will instantly go diabetic.

    — Wolf

  7. in the year 2000, rice krispies will be used to power our cities.

    fetzer

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