Thank god for my dog
by Ross Catrow
Particularly Shooter. Shooter’s job in our family is to let us know when anything is amiss. Outside, inside, under the house, wherever, whenever. So the eruption of barks around 7AM this morning was odd but not unexpected. I assumed the “damn teenagers” were playing their “rap music” or some such.
I guess sometimes it is easy to confuse teens with “angry mob.”
Our office windows opens up to the roof of our porch where you can get a pretty good view up and down our street. Down the block a group of about fifteen people were smashing in the windows and doors of a small one-story cinderblock house. Elsewhere on the block people were headed aimlessly towards Cary St. and the general direction of the Byrd.
We live in an old house built in 1923 in one of the original suburbs of Richmond. This means huge ceilings and equally huge windows. It also means our house is already falling apart without the incessant bangings of an angry mob.
I woke up Val. Fifteen minutes later after I convinced her I wasn’t kidding — that there really was a mob of lunatics tearing a house down on our block. We ran downstairs to see what we could stack in front of our windows: a couch, loveseat, tables, TV (sigh).
That about catches us up to the present.
The mob has moved west (away from us) to the next one-story house and probably doubled in size. The new house isn’t made of cinderblocks and they’re having a much easier time with it. There’s a growing commotion coming from the direction of the Byrd and I see more and more people ambling in that direction.
Its been about six hours since Shooter woke us up. We are barricaded in our house and figuring out what to do next. I don’t think we can ride this out here. Our house just isn’t safe enough. If anyone out there is reading this leave a comment. I think we’d be safer in a group.
Maybe we can head toward a school building or something.
This seems crazy to me. Perhaps it is a joke I do not understand?
If it is not a joke, than I am worried for you and your possessions. Have you tried the police? Riots are usually part of their whole “deal”.
What? Dude, that’s crazy. It’s probably the people from that house right behind you that got loose or something.
If there’s a Cary Street riot that started early in the morning, I’m glad I got to work early. Maybe I’ll stay late here until it dies down. It’s really quiet because everyone else is at this habitat for humanity thing. There’s literally no one at work, which is great because I HAVE to get this analysis done.
Hey make sure you post again when it dies down.
Do you have a gun? Shoot them in the head. Its the only way to keep them down.
You guys hanging in there?
Dude, update por favor.
Finally, if you need smith boys backup–give me a call.
I think they are looking for their missing kitty!!
Holy crap!! WTF??
Seriously… update please…
Zombies. Scott’s right. Headshots only.
This some kind of joke I don’t know about? Not seeing anything on the news. If it’s not a joke, then I seriously hope all is well. Let us know what’s up when you can.
Man, I’m slow on my feed reading today. Nevermind.
http://jsnotes.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-like-its-end-of-world.html
WHAT IS going on? I wasn’t home for all this, but I’m reading now, 1 am, and going, what on Earth was all that about? The internet doesn’t seem to want to tell me the real answer.
a shovel also works in case of no gun….
damm zombies
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