Things overheard in the Catrow household this weekend
- After four beers: “My sweaters have teeth!”
- Followed by: “Wow it would be really terrible if your sweaters had teeth. They would constantly bite your neck an wrists!”
- “I bet I could crush your head with this baseball bat.”
- Later, after some contemplation: “Seriously, I think I could hit you with this baseball bat once and kill you.”
- “I hate this show Man vs. Wild. It should be called Shut Up Asshole“