Al Gore’s robot factory fails to meet EPA guidelines

by Ross Catrow

Recently a release from the Tennessee Center for Policy Research scooped Al Gore on his giant Tennessee mansion that is basically made from the burning carcasses of dinosaurs. In 2k6 he ran up an average monthly electricity bill of 1,200$ and an average monthly gas bill of 1,080$ (so says the i-nets, ymmv).

The inventor of the internet’s big thing is carbon neutrality. So to offset his enormous carbon expenditures he participates in a Tennessee Valley Authority program called Green Power Switch. This program allows you to pay a couple extra bucks a month (really 4$ per 150-kilowatt-hour block) to subsidize the power company to collect electricity from renewable resources (solar, wind, and methane gas). The electricity then gets fed into the same grid everyone else uses:

TVA has the capacity to provide as much as 97 million kilowatt-hours of green power annually. Physical laws determine where electricity is ultimately used, so power from these sources will go into TVA’s electric system as part of the Valley’s total power mix, rather than to individual homes or businesses. When the green power resources aren’t operating — for instance, when wind speeds are too low to generate energy — TVA’s other resources will continue to supply reliable electricity.

While it is great to be carbon neutral, isn’t it better to be carbon neutral at a lower level of usage? Spending 500$/mo. on natural gas to heat your pool seems like a ridiculous and non-essential expenditure — both of dollars and carbon — to me. Wanton consumption is as much of a problem as anything.

It would be great to see Al make some changes in his personal life as a result of this latest brouhaha.

Also, does Virginia have an equivalent to Green Power Switch?