Haha! Just kidding! From the Falmeister himself: Now, I’m certainly not a scientist. But if one looks past the superficial reporting of the mainstream media and examines the many alternative scientific views on global warming, it is apparent that the earth frequently experiences warming and cooling trends. It appears to me — and I have [...]
Way back in 2k4 (was it seriously that long ago?) some cops tried to break up a house show via the ever subtle Pepper Spray Grenade Technique. Nineteen dagum kids where pepper sprayed in the process. The cops where later heard joking “Man, we got to use the pepper spray, that’s always fun.” I remember [...]
So I am back on my (culturally insensitive) Star Trek Jihad. As netflixing all seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager will take literally* six years, I’m asking for your help. Does anyone have all seasons of ST:VOY for me to borrow? Thx. *My new pastime is using “literally” when I mean “figuratively.” I love love [...]
RMSZero is currently ridding an internet meme over at Awkward Things I Say to Girls. Check out his post on why geeks make good lovers to see what has tens of thousands of women rushing to their nearest Computer Science department. Memes are so interesting to me. Especially internet memes. Do you remember you first [...]
After reading the recipe for Soul-Warming French Onion Soup on Brandon Eats I decided to give it a whirl. The results were both soul-warming and tastydelicious. Since everything Brandon ever makes requires the use of a dutch oven — I hear her ancestors actually sailed over from Dutch in a large cast iron skillet — [...]
Hey, this guy is awesome. He is a quote machine. An awesome racist bigoted quote machine. Plus, seriously, what does that even mean, “in Muhammad we trust?” This guy needs to brush up on his fundamentals of Islam.
I will now watch Virginia Tech basketball. I will now watch Virginia Tech basketball. I will no watch Virginia Tech basketball. Holy crap what just happened?
Has anyone been following the Henrico County Sticker Debacle? I’ve been more aware of local news since launching WotBN and this story has hit — and stayed — on the front page of about ever local news outlet. The story itself isn’t that interesting: big stickers, people complain, Henrico debates getting rid of the stickers [...]
First thought — it’s about sports The Superbowl, sports-wise and ad-wise, was dull. This was a bit homophobic, this a bit racist, and this the funniest commercial of the night. Overall a pretty subpar batch of ads if you ask me. Payton Manning managed not to choke (although I saw about fifteen whiny Payton Manning [...]
Honestly. How awesome is living two blocks from Carytown? Just now I walked three blocks to get homemade hot dogs from the newly opened and newly awesome Belmont Butchery. Then I walked three more blocks to Carytown Wine & Beer to pick up some beer to pair with my newly acquired tubes of emulsified meat. [...]
I was thinking today about Harriet Miers and how that situation was so entirely bizarre. I love this hilarious quote from her wikipedia article: Miers’[sic] nomination was criticized from people all over the political spectrum, based on her never having served as a judge … Remember the Harrier Miers blog, you know “The blog of [...]