Top 10 Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome; Or Happy Birthday Lady!

by Ross Catrow

  1. Unlike lesser wives, she enjoys eating at Taco Bell.
  2. Wearing a shirt and no pants is not acceptable to her.
  3. Grammar humor is acceptable to her.
  4. Even though she went to UofR she has “Go Hokies!” in her email signature.
  5. She thinks this is hilarious.
  6. She has a magna brain. It barely fits in her head.
  7. Her netflix queue is typically awesome.
  8. She is a Daughter of the Confederacy (probably (but she won’t look into it!??!)).
  9. It is freezing in our house and the other week she had this amazing idea of putting both comforters on the bed. Not as in we both share both comforters; we each get our own comforter. It is amazing.
  10. She is Twenty-Five!! Hollar!