ELECTION: The ballot in Richmond — Vote or Emigrate

by Ross Catrow

By now everyone knows George Allen hates black people called some guy “macaca” and Jim Web hates women said a thing when he was younger. But do you know who is running for the 5th District City Council spot? I do, but I live there. Anyway, here is an incomplete list of things/people on the ballot this November 7th for your studying pleasure. Vote or emigrate.

US Senators

This is the big race, the clash of the TITANS, where the men become boys and the boys become little girls. What we’ve got here is an incumbent who certainly appears to be a racist but perhaps is just a misunderstood good ol’ boy (from SoCal. I shit you not), an ex-Military stick in the mud, and an old lady who’s platform is trains. When she is for monorails, let me know.

Constitutional Amendments

There are three question on this year’s ballot. The big one we all know about: “Gays, what’s with ‘em?” But as ballot questions can be misleading it’ll be good for you to know as much as you can going in to the elections.

Ballot Issue #1

Shall Article I (the Bill of Rights) of the Constitution of Virginia be amended to state: “That only a union between one man and one woman may be a marriage valid in or recognized by this Commonwealth and its political subdivisions.

Full text and explanation here, PDF unfortunately.

It may interest you that under current Virginia law same-sex marriage *and* civil unions are prohibited. Personally, regardless of your feelings on “the homosexuals,” I’d vote against this amendment. I don’t feel like the “Bill of Rights” is a place to include limits on freedoms. But whatev, just make sure you read that full text and explanation.

Ballot Issue #2

Shall Section 14 of Article IV of the Constitution of Virginia be amended by deleting the provision that prohibits the incorporation of churches, a provision that was ruled to be unconstitutional and therefore now is obsolete?

Full text and explanation here, PDF unfortunately.

Here is a good snippet on the amendment. If I read this right, I think that this particular section of the Constitution of Virginia has been declared (federally) unconstitutional. I think this is more of a house keeping amendment? The less law the better, right?

Ballot Issue #3

Shall Section 6 of Article X of the Constitution of Virginia be amended to authorize legislation to permit localities to provide a partial exemption from real property taxes for real estate

Full text and explanation here, PDF unfortunately.

BOOOOORIIIINNNNGGGG. Currently in Virginia you can get tax exemptions if you rehabilitate old structures in sketchy neighborhoods (simplification). I’m pretty sure this amendment would allow you to get tax exemptions on new structures in sketchy neighborhoods.

US House of Representatives

District 3

Just so you know if I don’t know anything about any of the candidates or if a candidate is running unopposed I always write myself in.

District 7

ZZzzzzzz.

Otherz

There will be two other things to vote for: City Council and School Board. Most are running unopposed (so I may be your new School Board member!). Two interesting races: Council District 1 and 5.

In the First District Paul Goldman, who previously advised The Mayor, is running against four other candidates. If you live out in the First District (which is basically Staunton) Style Weekly has an article on that race.

In the Fifth District E. M. “Marty” Jewell is running against Silver Persinger. This isn’t really that interesting except that Silver is a Socialist. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But seriously, the dude is advertising on RVABlogs so he’s a good guy in my book. Also ol’ Marty, from what I have seen of him on the public access City Council meeting show, doesn’t really have much of a clue about what goes on down there.

So there you go. A big list of things/people to research and learn about before November 7th. If you need to figure out who is on your ballot use the State Board of Elections Where Do I Vote tool.

Good luck and good voting!

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