Asphalt 1, My Face 0
by Ross Catrow
Last night I learned two things:
- Asphalt is hard
- Ummm bikes are sweet? I mean whatever, maybe it was just that one thing.
While finishing up our sweet new North side loop I happened to run over something that flew up into the spokes of my front wheel. As you may know this causes the front wheel to instantly stop. If you know anything about physics you know that the body riding the bicycle doesn’t stop. At least not immediately. It does stop when it smashes into the asphalt though, which as previously mentioned is hard.
My bike seems to be ok which is awesome. My face and head have seen better days, but hey I’m XTREME. Or something. I did come pretty close to racking myself as I hurtled over my handle bars into the road, so that area is going to be pretty sore tomorrow. Bad news for my wife, am I right fellas!?!? AM I RIGHT!?
I wasn’t wearing a helmet. So wear your helmet folks. Or don’t. I mean whatever?
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nice work!! getting busted up is how you know you’re not getting old! unless it’s because you fell over your walker or something. getting hurt makes me feel more alive. is that bad? anyway, i hope val is proud. except for that racking part?
haha oh, and, before i saw this on haduken, i saw that your gmail away message was about busting up your face, but i thought it was just your usual musical selection message. seriously, i was like, “oh Max, you and your crazy music.” oooops.
As I was reading this I was thinking about the helme thing, I’m glad that you touched on that. I wouldn;t have a face left if I didn;t wear a helmet.
He’s just covering up, guys. I did this to him with a wooden spoon because he said I couldn’t get a kitten.
Heh that’s plausible because Ross hates cats.
I mean honestly, don’t tell my wife, but it doesn’t make me want to wear a helmet any more than before. Well, I think I might start wearing it at night, because apparently it is hard to see shit on the road that my cause you to face plant into the asphalt.
No offense, but that picture makes it look like you have multiple chins. Ok, so yeah, I guess I meant that offensively. I mean, how can you not take offense to that? So, yeah. Take offense at will. Nevermind. Love you, Brother. Sorry you broke yourself.
Dude wear a helmet. Get a cool one for Christmas that you’ll be happy with and put it on. I don’t want to read any Max obit any time soon.