Whoa, look what Al Gore came up with this time?!!?!?
Reasons not to move to North Dakota
by Ross Catrow
- Here are some nicknames for North Dakota: Peace Garden State,
Roughrider State, Flickertail State. Yeah … Roughrider … Flickertail. Mmmmmm hot.
- While ranked 19th in total area ND is ranked 47th in total population. The total population of ND is 642,200, while the population of the Richmond-Petersburg metropolitan area is around 1.1 million.
- Cows out number people in North Dakota 2.8 to 1. I predict a massive cow uprising in the near future — flee for the hills North Dakotaians! Note: if you are fleeing from a cow be sure to run in a zig-zag pattern. Cows, while extremely fast on land, have a difficult time making sharp turns.
- North Dakota is bordered on the north by Manitoba Canada. Manitoba isn’t even a founding province of Canada (Quiet Nerds Burp Only Near School).
- North Dakota is 93% white (bad thing, not a good thing)!!!
- From wikipedia: “Along with having the most churches per capita of any state, North Dakota has the highest percentage of church-going population of any state.” Awesome?
- It has the word “north” in its name ; )
8. crappy crappy weather.
i think north dakota would probably be my least favorite state to live in.
i do like the movie Fargo, though.
93 percent white? Maybe George Allen should be running for senate there.
9. Having to learn a new language.
#9 Hahahha awesome.
10) the previous state, “Dakota,” was too boring even for the middle of the country states, so they had to split it into two parts to avoid creating a black hole, sucking in the rest of the country, and, eventually, the world.