Whoa, look what Al Gore came up with this time?!!?!?
Reasons not to move to Delaware
by Ross Catrow
- We’re in … Delaware. When Wayne’s World came out (I’ve never seen Wayne’s World btw) I lived in Delaware. My friends thought that the producers of WW made a different version of the movie for each state: “We’re in … Michigan,” “We’re in … Texas”, etc. They didn’t realize that Delaware is a trash hole.
- Delaware’s nickname: The First State. They are clever up there.
- Don’t trust a state you can’t label clearly without sticking the name out in the Atlantic Ocean.
- It’s not even the smallest state.
- The Eastern Shore could kick Delaware’s ass.
- Delaware was a slave state that remained in the Union. A hotbed of hypocrisy and slavery if you ask me. Because that is what the Civil War was about, slavery, duh.
- Delaware contains 20% of the tolls on I-95 but only 1% of the miles.
- Sales tax is not a reason to relocate.
9: why aren’t they just part of maryland? i mean look at the map.
holy formatting batman!
Fixed it for you.
Delaware isn’t that bad. I used to have to go up there for work some and never had a problem with it. I also like their beaches… Rehobeth and Dewey are both pretty nice.
As for #6… well, they didn’t fire at a union fort so I think they were safe. ;-)
THAT FORT BELONGED TO SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!!!!!
when i was a ‘night monitor’ in college there was this girl who was always drunk. we called her… wait for it….. ‘drunk girl.’ well, drunk girl was from delaware and so proud of it. but she’d always be like “delaware is so awesome bc we’re the number one state for heroin addicts.” or “we’re the number one state for STDs.” and i’d be like, “yeah?” The End.
I went to the University of Delaware and do you know what I learned on my first day there?
There are no natural caves in the state.
So…they’ve got that going for them at least. :)
BLUE HENS FOR LIFE!!!
My mom works there ; )
umm the civil war was not about slavery until the emancipation proclamation was issued. Pick up a history book and read it.
Not about slavery? Yeah right. It was about states’ right. Each state wanted the right to have slaves. Or it was because the South was mostly farming and the North was industrial. The South needed uneducated labor to work the farms that didn’t have to be paid. They didn’t want their unpaid work force taken away from them. Whenever a new territory was looking to enter the union the big question was can it be a slave state or not. True a score of history books will say it wasn’t the number one reason. But trust me it was all about the slave question. They just tried to come up with other names for it.