We all remember the recent Governor’s race in Virginia. We remember how Kilgore warned us about how Kaine would love to have saved Hitler from defeat in World War II. How if, given the chance, he would gladly have pardoned perhaps the most evil man in history from the death penalty.

Well, now all of our worst nightmares have come true. Tim Kaine has pardoned the only witch ever caught and executed by the Commonwealth of Virginia. Of course, witches are notorious as the brides of Satan, which at the least is just as bad as Hitler, if not worse. They are certainly more dangerous, with their skills in magick.

Witches are very difficult to catch, and they are very wily when brought to trial, using every trick in the book to escape punishment so they can return to their tasty gingerbread houses. That is why in over 400 years, Virginia has only managed to successfully prosecute (at the cost of hundreds of taxpayer dollars) this one, single witch.

And now, Kaine has thrown all of this hard work away, all because of his love of Hitler. He couldn’t pardon Hitler, since (as far as we know) Hitler never came to Virginia, so he picked the next best thing - a proven witch.

Shameful.