A Convenient Truth

by midas

On Monday, Maura and I finally got out to see An Inconvenient Truth up at Potomac Mills with our good friends Jon and Ingrid. They are soon to be moving out to California, where Jon is going to study for his PhD in Oceanography, so they were excellent people to go see this particular movie with.

If you haven’t gone to see it, you should. It may very well not be playing near you, in which case you could always download it illegally off of the internet, not that I am advocating that. It is a pretty entertaining movie which boils down to basically an engaging lecture on the global warming situation, its causes, evidence, and consequences. It has a teensy bit of Al Gore biography in it, but it isn’t really an advertisement for him – if anything, it’s an advertisement for Apple Keynote. Go see it!

But this article isn’t really about the movie at all. In fact, if you are the kind of person who doesn’t believe in science or in personal responsibility, it doesn’t really have to be about global warming either. At the least, this is an article about how to save money. Add some idealism, and it could be an article about how to reduce the United States’ dependence on foreign oil. And if you are one of those lucky few who does believe in anthropogenic climate change, well, here is how to save the world.

The first thing you can do, and probably the most fun and coolest, because it involves purchasing new gadgets, is go out and buy some new light bulbs. CFLs are flourescent light bulbs that will replace your incandescent bulbs without turning your house into a hospital or a Doom level. No flickering, no unearthly skin tones – I have them now in my house, and you can’t tell a difference at all, except the shape, which is hidden behind a lampshade half of the time anyways.

So what’s the point? Why buy more expensive lightbulbs? Well, because a 15 Watt CFL puts out the same amount of light as a 60 Watt incandescent. They also last for 7 years. According to the neat little formula on the Wikipedia page, this means that over the lifetime of that ~1$ light, you will save 36$. Per bulb. Not including the cost of replacing the shorter-lifed incandescent over and over again. So let’s say I just bought 12 of these things, for 20$ (which I did). From that 20$ investment, I stand to save 432$ – or more, depending on how bad the Middle East gets. That, my friends, is a good deal.


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How does this stop global warming? Well, you are burning less power, and most of our power these days comes from gas, oil, and (mainly) coal, the dirtiest of the dirty. Another interesting fact from that Wikipedia article – if every American household switched 3 incandescent bulbs to CFLs, it would be equivalent to taking three and a half million cars off of the road. And the amazing and wonderful thing is that you can make money by doing this. There is no sacrifice to make here – it’s win-win.

Next up, you can buy a water heater blanket. This is basically a big piece of fiberglass with a vinyl cover (so you don’t get it in your eyes) that you wrap around and on top of your water heater to keep it from losing heat to the environment. I don’t have any numbers on this, but again, all this can do is save you money, especially with rising natural gas prices (or whatever you use to heat your water). I bought a blanket at Lowes for 20$. Just the top (probably the most important part) is 6$.

Kind of a pain to get installed (wear gloves), but probably a 20 minute task. You – personally – save 1000 pounds of CO2 into the air a year by doing this. Think about how much coal that is. Half a ton. And how much that costs.

Now on to the Air Conditioning. Replace your AC filter. Here is a picture of mine before and after. I had never changed it before, and I was wondering why it never got cold and why my electric bill kept going up and up. That’s why. 10$ at Lowes and you reduce your allergies, your electric bill, your sweat, and save 350 pounds of CO2 a year. Simple.


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Some car-related ones are as simple as making sure your tires are inflated fully and your car tuned up, which can vastly improve your gas mileage. Air is free at most gas stations. Gas is not.

Again, simple things that you should be doing anyways, plus they save you money, they save the environment, and they help America by making us buy less oil from foreign terrorists and nutball autocrats. You will not find a better deal than this.

So those are the things I have done so far. There are a bunch of others at that ClimateCrisis website. Some of them are simple, like adjusting your thermostat by two degrees, and some are more of a hassle, like using a clothesline instead of a dryer. How far you want to go depends on your conscience and/or your pocketbook.

But the important thing to remember is this: that website or this article could easily be a website (or article) about how to save money at home, and it would have the exact same content. Or it could be an article about how to save America. Plus, if civilization does end up being destroyed by the greenhouse effect, you can at least go out with a clear conscience.