HE LOOKED DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!!! DIRTY!!!!!!! Now he’s nice and clean. And I saw him with just the moustache and chin hair-lemme tell you. Moustache alone is creepy on anyone. Except maybe Burt Reynolds.
no way but that’s because ugly people on the outside used to be pretty but their evil souls have corrupted their physical bodies (see: emperor palpatine).
but face hair is natural and it is god’s way. i’ll remind you of a famous person in history who had a beard, maybe youll remember him for offering eternal salvation to all of humanity?
women were meant to be hairless except on top of their heads, that’s how it was in the garden on eden, but you gals just had to go and eat the apple, everyone knows apples cause leg hair and various other hairs. if women don’t keep themselves tidy they can’t get into heaven.
“verily it is easier to fit a camel through the head of a needle than it is for a hairy woman to enter the kingdom of heaven.” couple of variations on this one, most are due to translation errors.
but it was sooooo good to you! It had personality
— RVAkid | @
You’re axing the beard? Dude, why? It was so awesome!
— RMSzero | @
uh oh, do i detect an unclosed i tag???
— midas | @
Yeah I dunno. I mean I am strongly considering growing the moustache back. I miss that thing.
— MaxPower | @
May I suggest a goatee?
I mean your face wants a goatee/mustache plus sideburns. That’s what the gap was all about.
— RMSzero | @
the only thing that could make this picture better is a single tear
— nic | @
A drop of water would be a fine substitute for someone with a Robot Heart
— nic | @
HE LOOKED DIRTY ALL THE TIME!!!! DIRTY!!!!!!! Now he’s nice and clean. And I saw him with just the moustache and chin hair-lemme tell you. Moustache alone is creepy on anyone. Except maybe Burt Reynolds.
— Valeree Lynn | @
maybe you should look up a little something in the dictionary called loving people for their souls, for what’s on the inside.
then look up a little something called tom selleck.
QED.
— midas | @
Would you ever date an ugly person, Matt? I think the luminous appearance of your partner indicates that all signs point to “no.”
— Valeree Lynn | @
I mean, men aren’t meant to be pretty and clean.
You will all get to see my sweet ass mustache next pot luck. Get ready.
— RMSzero | @
no way but that’s because ugly people on the outside used to be pretty but their evil souls have corrupted their physical bodies (see: emperor palpatine).
but face hair is natural and it is god’s way. i’ll remind you of a famous person in history who had a beard, maybe youll remember him for offering eternal salvation to all of humanity?
that’s right: general robert e. lee.
— midas | @
mustaches are so awesome.
— havoc | @
Yeah I think I will grow the moustache back but with no connectors to the chin. Just two stand alone outposts.
— MaxPower | @
how about the whole walrus tusk look, perhaps with a soul patch?
— RVAkid | @
Men aren’t supposed to look homeless either. No offense Ross.
— Couch | @
Yeah that’s my I secure my beard from both the north and the south. So I won’t appear homeless.
SECURE THE BORDERS, that’s what I say.
— RMSzero | @
Great, I’ll stop my bi-monthly waxing regiment.
— i heart dorks | @
women were meant to be hairless except on top of their heads, that’s how it was in the garden on eden, but you gals just had to go and eat the apple, everyone knows apples cause leg hair and various other hairs. if women don’t keep themselves tidy they can’t get into heaven.
“verily it is easier to fit a camel through the head of a needle than it is for a hairy woman to enter the kingdom of heaven.” couple of variations on this one, most are due to translation errors.
— midas | @