I love Valerie.

by Ross Catrow

In response to my wife’s direct threat of strike, I have come here to blog because I do infact love her with my heart. Also the implications of a strike are far reaching as I am quite lost without her.

So wife. I love you. A whole lot.

I love you because you are zany. People probably don’t think you are zany, but you are. It makes me feel special because not everyone gets to see your zaniness. Here is a sneak-peak for everyone not married to my wife. This is what she is saying (in a high voice) right now while cleaning up the downstairs for potluck:

What’s all this junk in the trunk? I’m Ross I like to leave my bike stuff everywhere, even though I have a specific bin for it. I’m a poop-face. My name is Poop Face McGoo.

And

I looooove shiny tables

I mean…? But see I love you because of stuff like that, not in spite of it.

Also I think of you more than I think about how Andrew Jackson was the worst president ever. I promise.

So I love you forever, ok?