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Archive for April, 2006

I love Valerie.

by: Ross

In response to my wife’s direct threat of strike, I have come here to blog because I do infact love her with my heart. Also the implications of a strike are far reaching as I am quite lost without her.

So wife. I love you. A whole lot.

I love you because you are zany. People probably don’t think you are zany, but you are. It makes me feel special because not everyone gets to see your zaniness. Here is a sneak-peak for everyone not married to my wife. This is what she is saying (in a high voice) right now while cleaning up the downstairs for potluck:

What’s all this junk in the trunk? I’m Ross I like to leave my bike stuff everywhere, even though I have a specific bin for it. I’m a poop-face. My name is Poop Face McGoo.

And

I looooove shiny tables

I mean…? But see I love you because of stuff like that, not in spite of it.

Also I think of you more than I think about how Andrew Jackson was the worst president ever. I promise.

So I love you forever, ok?

DMCA 2.0+

by: Ross

Congress is readying an upgrade to the incredibly sucky DMCA, so get stoked! Included are such great ideas as allowing wiretaps for copyright violation investigations, upping the penalties for copyright infringement to ten years in prison, and making it illegal to posses copyright circumvention software/tools (including your shift key).

But I think the choicest part of the article follows:

During a speech in November, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales endorsed the idea and said at the time that he would send Congress draft legislation. Such changes are necessary because new technology is “encouraging large-scale criminal enterprises to get involved in intellectual-property theft,” Gonzales said, adding that proceeds from the illicit businesses are used, “quite frankly, to fund terrorism activities.”

So when you download KFed’s new album, take a minute to think about why you hate America so much. You dirty commie.


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Thoughts?

by: Ross

A good way to waste time on Friday.

Also, seriously. Andrew Jackson = worst president ever.

Mary Washington professor kicks some Pulitzer ass

by: Ross

Associate professor of English, Claudia Emerson, has won the 2k6 Pulitzer Prize in poetry.

Emerson was awarded the prize in recognition of her 2005 book, titled Late Wife, an autobiographical account of the break-up of her 19-year marriage and the start of her life with a new husband. Her publisher, Louisiana State University Press, nominated her for the recognition.

If you are feeling techno-savy check out the podcast of her reading the poems.

Go Virginia!

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The beer will flow like wine

by: Ross

After 44 days, tonight at midnight I will drink some delicious beers.

As you probably know, 44 days ago Lent began with Ash (not Ashe Wednesday, where we all play tennis and take books away from children) Wednesday. During Lent Catholics typically do semi-fasts for 44 days while Protestants stop doing a thing that could be considered a vice. Usually for women this means “stop eating sweets.”

This year I decided to stop drinking alcohol for the 44 days. Insane, I know. When I decided to fast alcohol a couple of my friends did too — which was pretty awesome of them. Over the course of a month and a half we’ve lost weight, saved money, found new non-hang-out-at-the-bar things to do, and saved Christmas. But all that ends tonight.

So tonight at midnight, you can probably find me, with a couple friends, at Ipanema drinking some beers.

RVAMag one year partay

by: Ross

This Saturday Gallery5 hosts RVA Mag’s one year celebration. Events include the River City Burners (fire dancers), Prabir & the Substitutes (UK invasion rock featured at the last Patchwork Collective show, and The Gaskets (featuring the other Ross in Richmond). It should be a blast, check it out. Festivities start at 8pm.

RVAMag one year


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Richmond vs. New York

by: Justin

Usually, this guy annoys me a lot.

Michael Paul Williams
Michael Paul Williams

Today, though, he actually wrote a somewhat decent column. Ignoring the fact that the front page headline reads “Who moved New York here?” there are some good ideas in the actual column:

The future of Richmond lies less in hulking edifices, performing-arts centers and new ballparks than in tapping into the energy of First Fridays and bottling it so that it’s available more than one night a month.

Virginia Commonwealth University has the right idea in pushing biotechnology. But we must not overlook one of VCU’s most precious jewels: a highly regarded art school that churns out some of the city’s most creative and resourceful minds.

[Gallery 5’s] executive director, Amanda Robinson, has embraced a hometown she shunned while at the Savannah College of Art and Design.

“I never wanted to come back to Richmond because I didn’t know this existed here,” she said. “I wasn’t comfortable with the mentality and the art scene. I had no idea there were so many people in hiding.”

We keep looking for answers in bricks and mortar, when our most precious assets lie in the imaginations of our most creative folks.

We must promote and nurture them if Richmond is to complete its transition from still life to renaissance city.

It’s a great thought. Cleveland had an art walk, but I wasn’t interested in a stupid art walk the rich people went to. Plus, it was out in Little Italy. It was in Cleveland Heights, not in the city itself.

The first time I drove by First Fridays, there were bikes and there was fire and it was insane. I couldn’t even believe what was going on. It’s really exciting to have something like that.

At the same time, I really don’t see what’s so different between what First Fridays has created every month, and what the performing arts center and/or the ballpark want to create, or even what Carytown or the Bottom already has. The art galleries are made of bricks and morter. They aren’t figments of creative people’s imagination, they are places where people go to spend money.

But hipster kids aren’t going to save Richmond all by their tatooed selves. They aren’t the ones that put the money into the art galleries. People putting money into the city helps to save Richmond, and it doesn’t just have to happen when people walk around at night. In terms of evidence that Richmond is a “city on the brink,” I’d say the biotech buildings going up downtown and the tremendous residential renovation going on is much stronger evidence than the fact that, once a month, people walk around Broad Street and Lift sells more coffee than usual.

The point is that there’s a lot more under Richmond’s hood than the volume of hip kids. You’ll find those everywhere. It’s people’s willingness to bet big on the city that is “saving” it. Everything the city does should aim to nurture the exciting unique urban environment that people are betting on in larger numbers, whether it is First Fridays or Carytown or Rockett’s Landing or VCU or the Biotech firms, while not giving people an incentive to stay in the suburbs, where it’s hard to be loving your daily McSperience.

So how about lowering the meals tax already?

Haduken shirts: hath arriven

by: Ross

The time foretold by the prophets is finally here: haduken shirts. For a mere 10$ American you can sport the latest in intertron related apparel. The shirts will be white of tagless variety and screen printed (by our own nic) in black featuring the below design. Cost 10$ + shipping (if you need it mailed to you). All proceeds will go to recoup nic’s costs and pay hosting for Haduken.com

I am taking pre-orders at this point. Follow these instructions if you are interested:

Instructions

  • Send an email to MaxPower [at] haduken [dot] com
  • Subject line: “I LOVE HADUKEN SHIRTS”
  • Include the following information in said email:
    • Name
    • Size: S/M/L/XXL (fatties only)
    • Number of sweet shirts you want

Once we get an idea of how many shirts we need to make, I’ll set up some sort of online/offline payment system.