Richmond gang map

by: Ross

Hey, in lieu of anything else to post, does anyone have a link to a color coded Richmond gang map? It had areas of the city shaded in with different colors for different gang presences.

I want, no need to find that map.

Drop me a comment if you have a clue.

Comments.

If I shave my head, the map is tatooed on the top of my head.

— RMSzero | @

If you don’t shave it isn’t?

— nic | @

the map is also encoded in the secret symbols hidden on the united states dollar bill, placed there by the Framers. also it leads to pirate treasure.

— midas | @

but only if you can find the magic spectacles

— nic | @

If you can’t see it, does it exist?

— RMSzero | @

i will contact my buddy at the DEA in Richmond in the next couple of days see if he has something for public consumption

— vanimal3000 | @

yeah i will call my buddy ben franklin the 23rd, see if he can dig up his granddad’s old glasses. rms, i have an electric razor and a coffeetable zen buddhism book; we should prolly cover all the bases.

— midas | @

Oh, boy! I’ve been practicing my half lotus.

— RMSzero | @

Are you guys talking about mormonism?

Also, thanks van.

— MaxPower | @

i will contact my buddy in fxburg, to kick yo ass. death feud for life now midas! The rain of Crypts is now upon you! [insert secret handshake--of DEATH]

— vanimal3000 | @

shit someone find that map so i know how to avoid the crips!!!

— midas | @

i haven’t had any luck finding that map for you, but have found plenty of poorly designed anti-gang sites.

— nic | @

the banana gang resides in the trees in southern richmond. everytime a banana is stolen from a local food stand, it is said the banana gang comes out of the trees and they slay the banana thief using GPS guidance from a small transmitter embedded in the Chiquita sticker.

this information should help complete yuor gang map.

i am a BANANA!

— fetzer | @

max, progress!

from my contact at DEA, i mentioned earlier:

“Well, I’m going to work today and I’ll ask one of the City of Richmond TFOs (Task Force Officers) and see if they can get me one. I’d be really surprised if they couldn’t. If nothing else, I can get your friend some worthwhile information on gang territory in Richmond.”

— vanimal3000 | @

Dude that is great, the power of the network!

— MaxPower | @

max, is that in response to me or van? i thought i gave the most useful information of the two posts but hey… WHAT DO I KNOW?!?!?!

— fetzer | @

i am a banana, now that was a funny toon.

— Wolf | @

im glad fetzer posts b/c no matter how crazy my posts get, there is always fetzer for people to say, “That vanimal guy’s crazy, but geez that fetzer guy, he’s really crazy!!”

i am a banana to the max dude.

— vanimal3000 | @

Max:

Interesting developments.

The city is trying to block our efforts.

Apparently, it has only in the last year “admitted” it has a gang problem.

There are def. efforts to sweep the gang problem under the rug in the City. And our effort just for their to be disclosure of some semblance of what we do know is requiring arm twisting. will have a hard answer on Monday.

— vanimal3000 | @

Dude, is that type of info FOIA-able? I can talk to a guy about how to start that process if neccessary. Perhaps we should move this convo to email…

— MaxPower | @

YOU CANT FIGHT CITY HALL

— midas | @

YOU CAN’T STOP THE ILLEGAL IMPORTATION OF BANANASA!

— fetzer | @

Yes, if we do receive the information, I’d like to remove all traces of the source, ie DEA, etc. from this thread.

we shall see.

if its from DEA it could fall under security and be un-foiable, but if its in a policy briefing to mayor, for example, we could foia.

— vanimal3000 | @

Van send me an email: MaxPower@haduken.com