Douglas Adams would cry

by Ross Catrow

A couple days ago I netflix’d The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I had been looking forward to watching the movie for quite a while because 1) the Hitchhiker books are pretty amazing, and 2) it had the guy from the office in it.

Well let me just say: don’t watch this movie.

Hey, I am an easy going guy. I typically like most movies. I even enjoyed watching I, Robot. I like both mindless movies and movies that make you think. I like old movies and new movies. I like animated movies and documentaries. I’m sayin’ I like movies here.

But don’t watch The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

HG collects the most notable quotes and inside jokes from the book and shakes them up a in jar. Then it spills them out on the ground and stomps on them. The writers/directors didn’t feel the need to explain any of them to those who may have not read the books. “Oh hey you guys know about 42 right? Oh thats a thing.” Or “hey mice are the smart ones, also we build planets!”

The whole endeavor is difficult to follow and confusing. Don’t watch it. Such a shame because Douglas Adams rocked.