Prussian Blue

by Ross Catrow

Prussian Blue with crazy shirts
Have you guys ever heard of Prussian Blue? You know the hit pop group made up of the cute blond and blue eyed Lamb and Lynx Gaede? You may know them as the twin thirteen year old girls from California that hate black people?

It seems the new front man for the white nationalist movement is actually two thirteen year old girls — but they still hate black people, don’t worry. I’d have to agree with the National Vanguard when they say:

IS THERE ANYTHING CUTER than two identical twin twelve-year-old[sic.] girls who have a band together?

To them I’d say, no. That is unless these girls also happen to harbor a deep racism instilled by their racist parents. It certainly doesn’t get any cuter than that! Another important question you may be dying to ask: “What do they think is the most important social issue facing the white race right now?” Well:

Not having enough white babies born to replace ourselves and generally not having good-quality white people being born. It seems like smart white girls who have good eugenics are more interested in making money in a career or partying than getting married and having a family.

Now, you have to admit, white women these days really aren’t putting a lot of time into the quality of their offspring. Next time one of you gets pregnant, be sure and consider the details; it is the little things that count. Please, for America! And don’t you worry guys, Lynx and Lamb “are working on some new songs about this issue.”

As with anyone public figure, it is always interesting to see what’s on their iPod:

We really like Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Green Day, AC/DC, and Alison Krauss.

Also, filed under “Hate Music:”

Final War, CutThroat, Saga, Max Resist, Youngland, Brutal Attack, and of course Skrewdriver.

And who could forget:

But our all-time favorite is Barney the purple dinosaur!

Take a second to juxtapose those in your mind. Barney. CutThroat. Awesome.