A new slogan for Richmond
by Ross Catrow
Who even likes EZ 2 ♥ anyway? Maybe haduken could come up with the next city slogan!
Put your thoughts in the comments.
Who even likes EZ 2 ♥ anyway? Maybe haduken could come up with the next city slogan!
Put your thoughts in the comments.
richmond is for lovers
live free or die
Everywhere else sucks.
the richmond vampire lives!
We PWN.
“All of your dreams will come true”
“No traffic, more love”
“Relax, It’s Richmond”***
“Reaching out”
“Movin’ on Up”
“The River City”
“Life to the Fullest”***
you guys are obsessed.
“slave-free for ‘some time now’”
“home of VAPAF”
“you may have heard of us in a book about the civil war”
“somewhere to stop on the way to williamsburg.”
“You guys are obsessed” is my personal favorite.
Oooh ooh, how about “You better live here or Ross will talk to you all the time about how you need to live here.” Hearts MaxPower!
“slave free for some time now” haha, thats good.
seriously, max will harass non richmonders.
does no one like, Relax, It’s Richmond?
I feel like you could be all like, “bla bla bla, this sux” and someone say, “relax, its richmond” but im vain.
I like Relax It’s Richmond actually.
But it is true, I *will* harass non-richmonders.
I mean “Richmond, it’s the bees knees”
I do like ‘Relax, It’s Richmond. But I feel like there needs to be a star next to it and an explanation reading “That is, unless it snows, cause then all hell’s gonna break loose.”
“richmond: capital of the confederacy”
“richmond: yankees go home”
“richmond: the north is n00bz.”
perhaps a snoop dogg theme would ease racial tensions and promote yet another make over:
richmond: fo shizzle my dizzle.
or simply: Richmond: It’s Cool
Historically Badass
along midas’ train of thought:
richmond: “You here fo’ the rally?”
“largest per capita veneration of losing side war generals of any american city.”
Richmond: Where all of NOVA’s money goes…
i knew fetzer would show up sooner or later.
what about… richmond: we love ourselves so much we made signs.
I’ve come up with a few suggestions. Having tossed “Richmond: Who needs urban retail anyway?” and “Richmond: Full of weird prostitutes“, I settled on “Richmond: It sucks less”.
Richmond: pwns your bonez.
“largest per capita veneration of losing side war generals of any american city.”
careful mad chill, that “sticks in my crawl” ~from open range
Richmond: George Washington slept here, twice.
how about “Building relationships one family at a time…Richmond”
Richmond: flipping the Byrd since 1928
Richmond: At Least It’s Not Pulaski
Richmond: Earthquakes, massive fires ,floods, and hurricanes only happen, umm like once a year. Plus we aint got no traffic.
Richmond: Virginia’s sagging uterus
“richmond, where dreams stumble into reality”
richmond: home of the 17th best art museum on the east coast
richmond: a part of VCU since 1979
richmond: rednecks don’t know we lost
“Slow down, man.”
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