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Hey am I bored? I bet you can’t guess whether I am or not!? Well if *you* are bored you should click on to check out what sweet hot links I’ve brought for you today.

Do it. OR ELSE. 99999999999999999999999!?!?!?

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The most important thing in the world. If you don’t know this you are stupid and thin. I, on the other hand, am a genius and a lard ass. The important thing is the genius part, that is of course unless I am about to sit on you. Then you may want to consider my Ass of Lard. While you are considering, consider this easy recipe for Curry X; where X equals anything. And I mean anything: steak, chicken, mushrooms, battleships, literally anything you would want to curry-ify.

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This is f’d up. “Motion Induced Blindness.” Optical Illusions are cool. This one really makes me go “nrghhhhh.”

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Will Wright — of Civilization fame — could kick Peter Molyneux’s ass. You may remember Ol’ Pete from such sweet ass titles as Black and White. You may also remember that game being a giant disappointment. You might also remember his follow up game to XBox sucked a fatty too. I’m real proud you can remember so much buddy! Anyway Will Wright gave a speech detailing the best game that will ever be made. If you like to have fun you should read that article, it will make you salivate. If you don’t like to have fun consider reading the working document from the IEEE 802.16d Standards Group.

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Have you ever wondered if there would ever be a boy, born, that could swim faster than a shark? If so have you ever wondered where Brittany Spears stole her hit single Oops I Did it Again from? Did you ever wonder if it was an old fat black trumpet guy? I bet you didn’t.

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Do you like to steal things? No? How about stealing intellectual property? I mean that isn’t really property anyway, it isn’t like you can put it in your pocket and walk out of the CD store. I MEAN AM I RIGHT? Well since stealing is cool, steal some cartoons. Make sure you legally own the cartoons you are stealing downloading, otherwise big men in suits might come, cut out your heart, and eat it. KALI-MA! SHAKTEEDAY!

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Some people are stupid. Especially This guy.

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Here are two flashback links:

• Mr. Nice
• Zombo Com