Dead Meat
by Ross Catrow
Last week Wolf caught an animal. Well “caught” is kind of misleading.
Anyway he put it in a plastic bag and brought it over to my house. Picture inside.
I just wanted to give you guys an idea of how awesome Wolf is in real life.
“just use hers, I know she’s got like five sticks in the drawer.”
“gross, sicko!”
Max, i didn’t know you took a picture of it!
that jerk was setting off the motion sensors in my house at like 3am! no more!
it looks smaller and less nasty in the picture than it was in real life. that thing was big. and nasty.
I don’t see how that possible looks small to you? It is huge!
Also still very nasty. Very nasty indeed!
His feet are the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen some things.
it does look small in the picture. I didnt’ see the real thing, so the picture doesn’t conjure any memories, and there isn’t mush there to give me perspective. But I have no trouble thinking it nasty.
who remembers when wolf caught an opossum?